What Not To Say If You Want a Future In Politics 2

More quotes real and imagined from those who haven’t done so well subsequently:

1. I’ll just need 17 minutes to make my position clear
2. We’ll change it all once we get in power
3. Two trips to China and a suit do not constitute payment for espionage
4. I’ll have more flexibility after the election
5. A vast right wing conspiracy
6. I’ll be back
7. It’s the Kennedy seat, so I have to win
8. There will be no carbon tax under the government I lead [yes, I know, cheap and obvious. thanks scotty]
9. Well may we say “God Save the Queen”
10. This was a victory for the true believers
11. We’ll save the economy through roof insulation