What Not To Say If You Want a Future In Politics 2

More quotes real and imagined from those who haven’t done so well subsequently:

  1. I’ll just need 17 minutes to make my position clear
  2. We’ll change it all once we get in power
  3. Two trips to China and a suit do not constitute payment for espionage
  4. I’ll have more flexibility after the election
  5. A vast right wing conspiracy
  6. I’ll be back
  7. It’s the Kennedy seat, so I have to win
  8. There will be no carbon tax under the government I lead [yes, I know, cheap and obvious. thanks scotty]
  9. Well may we say “God Save the Queen”
  10. This was a victory for the true believers
  11. We’ll save the economy through roof insulation

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