What Not To Say If You Want A Future In Politics 1

1. Fellow Earthians…
2. I’ve got cash…no wait, I’ll use my HSU card
3. Gareth, your beard looks quite fetching from across the chamber
4. Programmatic specificity
5. I’ll be staying in the city tonight, Belinda
6. I don’t care what Robbo says, I’m going to sell the poles and wires
7. It depends on what the definition of ‘is’ is
8. Vladimir, I’m going to run Yukos no matter what you say
9. Kim Who is in charge?
10. This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal

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