Yup, The Green Fixation Has Gone Too Far

It’s not news that the words ‘natural’, ‘organic’ and ‘sustainable’ have been so grossly abused and misused that they have lost all meaning. Other than implying some sort of generalised moral goodness.

But when sales copy in the world of sex toys comes to be dominated by concern for the environment, then you know something is really, really, wrong.

Everything has a beginning. To allow your pleasure to grow,  bloom  has perfectly captured the essence of a naturally budding flower. The flexible stem can be used for a completely customized experience at your fingertips with two separate vibrations on each end of the smooth silicone exterior, the  bloom  can twist and bend to achieve the level of excitement that you desire. With its eco-friendly rechargeable battery and natural canvas tote, you can have full confidence that you are helping the environment as much as you are helping yourself.

It’s nice to know that sin comes in sinless form. Not so nice to realise that there are enough people in the world to make ad copy like this viable.

 

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